Numero uno!

[roguish_honesty]

Sooo~

Like.. Pardon my Galbadian--but is this someone's queer ideal of heaven? If so, I was way off on the vision of paradise..

I'm not see'n my endless acres an pretty lil skirts with their pretty lil robes an dainty lil wings, serve'n up some good 'ol JD onna silver platter while I blow the brains outta a infinitely re-spawning chocobo.

Er somethin' to that effect.

I'd like to chalk this all up t'Fate, but figure'n from the last events I recollect, I say I got lost in that "Kursed Time Kompressu~un!" ..Oh lovely.

So through butt-ugly mongoloid sorceresses, legions of tentacles, a giant furry, and a lady who cant make up her mind what she wants to look like while throw'n random K's into her sentences.. We have a nice 'ol shindig and think, oh ladidah the world's safe Hono! Big flipp'n light jes engulfs every lil thin and BANG!

Here I am!

Where'ever here is anyways.. Thought 'bout get'n up and explore'n a bit, but eh what's the rush..

Kinda peaceful if ya ask me!

But just outta common curiosity, somebody'd like to tell me just who screwed up our lil 'Happy Fuzzypoofoobunny Ending'?

Not that I'm not as dandy as ever right where I'm at~♠

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[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no, no, ma'am yer wisdom's enlightened me to my lil plight here!

So the dead 'er alive.. That mean there are Zombies running a muck 'round here? If yer in need of a mercenary to take 'em out for ya, I'm your man!

You can call me, Irvine, solo sniper at your service, beautiful~♥

Any chance I might get the name of such a lovely young lady?

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

Well there are monsters, though they tend to dwell in the Underworld for the most part. But there are no actual zombies.

The dead simply live here as if they were alive. They breath, get sick, eat, and interact with others. Much like how I am doing with you at this moment. The only thing that sets them apart is the fact that they cannot leave this city. Ever.


And my name is Ernest Cuore.



[ooc: *dies laughing* You. For the win. XDDDDDD]

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

'Much like how'.... So I'm talk'n to a spook? Ah! Not that you're not the prettiest non-threatening apparition I ever did see.. Miss Ernest Cuore.. My that's a comely name, complimentary even!

So I guess that's a no on the mercenary thing, huh? Consider'n the only dead people here are...

!--You mean t'say I'm dead too? Ah.. Cause hey if this is heaven, I'm definitely like'n it so far with an angel like you to take me to the other side! ♥

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

'Spook'? Well I suppose you could consider me one. I am dead, but that is not to say that you are. Both the living and the dead live in the city. As well as a fair range of other types of creatures as well.

And no. I'm fully capable of taking care of myself in most cases, thank you very much.

*sighs* Though there are angels who live here, I am not one of them. Nor am I female.

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

... Ya know it's not polite to cheat an honest man like that.

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry about the confusion, but I had hope that my name would have given it away. Ernest is not your typical female name, correct?

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Well.. Yeah I gues'so! But.. like.. A warning'd be kinda nice? I mean, the whole androgynous thing is like false advertisement!

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

I am sorry. I can't help how I look though.

Ah, and I'm terribly sorry for making you feel dirty. It truly wasn't my intention to do so.

.... I suppose I should explain that one as well....

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

.. Dirty? Who's dirty! If anything you were the one be'n dirty. But since you didn't mean it, it's jes the way you look, I'll let it slide this once..

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

I suppose I'll inform you now that it's rather pointless to try and lie to me. Not that I'm accusing you of lying... Rather. Hiding things from me doesn't do much good.

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Lie? Good sir it's in my best interest NEVER to lie. I'm as honest to you as they get.

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

*sighs* I shall not press the issue.

I pray that you have a better grasp of the situation now? Is there any other way I can be of assistance to you?

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Well you could tell me 'bout this Underground I keep hear'n about?

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

It's simply that. Under the ground. As such, more of the dangerous and adult things occur down there. Drinking, whoring, clubbing, and the like. There are bars on the surface, though not as many as there are below. People do live down there as well.

Oh yes. And the monsters reside there. Including ones, as I've learned, that are impossible to kill.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

Heh... nothing is impossible to kill.

[10thdiv-haineko.livejournal.com]

The Underground isn't as sordid as some make it out to be... I spend some time there every now and then. The drinks down there are stronger.

Nice to meet you, by the way...