Numero uno!

[roguish_honesty]

Sooo~

Like.. Pardon my Galbadian--but is this someone's queer ideal of heaven? If so, I was way off on the vision of paradise..

I'm not see'n my endless acres an pretty lil skirts with their pretty lil robes an dainty lil wings, serve'n up some good 'ol JD onna silver platter while I blow the brains outta a infinitely re-spawning chocobo.

Er somethin' to that effect.

I'd like to chalk this all up t'Fate, but figure'n from the last events I recollect, I say I got lost in that "Kursed Time Kompressu~un!" ..Oh lovely.

So through butt-ugly mongoloid sorceresses, legions of tentacles, a giant furry, and a lady who cant make up her mind what she wants to look like while throw'n random K's into her sentences.. We have a nice 'ol shindig and think, oh ladidah the world's safe Hono! Big flipp'n light jes engulfs every lil thin and BANG!

Here I am!

Where'ever here is anyways.. Thought 'bout get'n up and explore'n a bit, but eh what's the rush..

Kinda peaceful if ya ask me!

But just outta common curiosity, somebody'd like to tell me just who screwed up our lil 'Happy Fuzzypoofoobunny Ending'?

Not that I'm not as dandy as ever right where I'm at~♠

Comments

[elegantorchid.livejournal.com]

You are lost too, sir..? It seems the entire town has fallen into a state of sleep and I am not certain I wish to follow suit. That is all I know so far.

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Eh? Oh! Is THAT why this place is deader than a doornail? I was start'n to wonder if I was the only fella around this place!

And to be greeted by such a lovely face I sure am honored~! ♥

The name's Irvine Kinneas, mind if I get the name of one so fair?

[elegantorchid.livejournal.com]

Anou..

Just like my soldiers.

I am Ranmaru. Mori Ranmaru. I too, just arrived here, though I cannot fathom why. The knowledge I should have of the cities around me hardly works here.. I was hoping to find someone who knew, but it looks like we probably know just as much as the other.

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Well He~ey I'm pretty content where I'm at.. just a bit dazed from the sudden destruction of that fangled space-time-continuum..

You find out anything let me know, wont you, sweet?

In turn I'll tell ya what I find out! ♥

[aperfectstorm.livejournal.com]

... Irvine?

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

... I'll give you cred for not forgetting my name. But AT LEAST elaborate on the greetings a bit?

[aperfectstorm.livejournal.com]

Elaborate? There's no time for that. We need to find a way back.

[tokitoh-sama.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about? Can't understand a damn thing.

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Ri~ight.. If you cant understand Modern then maybe you should head back to school, smack your language teacher across the face and come back to me later with a better greet'n, okay?

[tokitoh-sama.livejournal.com]

Dunno about you, but threatening to blow up chocolate and dancing around with fairies (and a Kompressiun what?) isn't exactly making much sense to me.

[dj-yoshito.livejournal.com]

Boy, you're in the happenin' city of drinks and devils. Welcome and have a week of free drinks on me. XXX marks the spot, ya dig? ♥

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Well hey someone who speaks my language! Now this place is start'n to sound like a dream!

And NOT the dreams where I'm inside a dude with skin-tight garbs and plays with knives..

Where can I hit ya up for these drinks, partner?

[dj-yoshito.livejournal.com]

Club Automatica, down in the underground ♥

Just take the train and kick it up with the rest, babe.

[lightningknife.livejournal.com]

You didn't give me free drinks when I got here. *pouts*
This city really does hate me.

[dj-yoshito.livejournal.com]

Have a drink on me, then~

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

You're in a place that's simply called the City. It's a place where different people are trapped and the dead live. Things occasionally happen that are out of anyone's control. The most recent event is that quite a few of the city's residents have slept the day away.

Forgive me if I sound too pompous. I have recently spent the day with a rather unique individual. I'm afraid a few of his traits might have temporarily rubbed off.

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Oh no, no, no, ma'am yer wisdom's enlightened me to my lil plight here!

So the dead 'er alive.. That mean there are Zombies running a muck 'round here? If yer in need of a mercenary to take 'em out for ya, I'm your man!

You can call me, Irvine, solo sniper at your service, beautiful~♥

Any chance I might get the name of such a lovely young lady?

[empathicgoddess.livejournal.com]

Well there are monsters, though they tend to dwell in the Underworld for the most part. But there are no actual zombies.

The dead simply live here as if they were alive. They breath, get sick, eat, and interact with others. Much like how I am doing with you at this moment. The only thing that sets them apart is the fact that they cannot leave this city. Ever.


And my name is Ernest Cuore.



[ooc: *dies laughing* You. For the win. XDDDDDD]

[neferu-pitoo.livejournal.com]

Nya? You say funny things~

I don't understand

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, think I'm funny sweetstuff?

Don't mind my dialect, it comes with the job description! Irvine Kinneas, lone ranger!

I'm just a bit lost ya see, but things start'n to slowly far together.. Don’t tell me a darl'n lil lady like you is lost too?

[neferu-pitoo.livejournal.com]

Funny? Nya? Dia...lect I don't understand~

Not lost. Found ...maybe.

[absolut-ego.livejournal.com]

Oh, joy. Irvy's here too. Now all we need is Quistis to waltz on in and join the party.

Welcome to hell.

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Thanks for stating the obvious there bucko.

If I wasnt convinced I'd just end up back here, wasting a bullet, I'd shoot myself in the face.

[absolut-ego.livejournal.com]

I've been talking to Squall, can you tell?

If it's a bullet you need, I've got plenty to spare.

[malkuthmalakh.livejournal.com]

but is this someone's queer ideal of heaven?

It is mine, but for some details. I think. I shall see.