Numero uno!

[roguish_honesty]

Sooo~

Like.. Pardon my Galbadian--but is this someone's queer ideal of heaven? If so, I was way off on the vision of paradise..

I'm not see'n my endless acres an pretty lil skirts with their pretty lil robes an dainty lil wings, serve'n up some good 'ol JD onna silver platter while I blow the brains outta a infinitely re-spawning chocobo.

Er somethin' to that effect.

I'd like to chalk this all up t'Fate, but figure'n from the last events I recollect, I say I got lost in that "Kursed Time Kompressu~un!" ..Oh lovely.

So through butt-ugly mongoloid sorceresses, legions of tentacles, a giant furry, and a lady who cant make up her mind what she wants to look like while throw'n random K's into her sentences.. We have a nice 'ol shindig and think, oh ladidah the world's safe Hono! Big flipp'n light jes engulfs every lil thin and BANG!

Here I am!

Where'ever here is anyways.. Thought 'bout get'n up and explore'n a bit, but eh what's the rush..

Kinda peaceful if ya ask me!

But just outta common curiosity, somebody'd like to tell me just who screwed up our lil 'Happy Fuzzypoofoobunny Ending'?

Not that I'm not as dandy as ever right where I'm at~♠

Comments

[absolut-ego.livejournal.com]

Oh, joy. Irvy's here too. Now all we need is Quistis to waltz on in and join the party.

Welcome to hell.

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Thanks for stating the obvious there bucko.

If I wasnt convinced I'd just end up back here, wasting a bullet, I'd shoot myself in the face.

[absolut-ego.livejournal.com]

I've been talking to Squall, can you tell?

If it's a bullet you need, I've got plenty to spare.

[roguish-honesty.livejournal.com]

Yeah I can, don't do that, kay? One painfully lucid guy in the bunch is enough..

But like I said, I hate the waste of a bullet. Apparently almost everyone's already dead here.

But you can't even TELL that with all the moan'n and groan'n goin on~!

[absolut-ego.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it's enough, considering how completely dense you just sounded? Maybe you should go talk to Squall some more and have him pound you in the head with giant blocks of this-is-obvious.

Seriously, were you actually expecting more from hell?